Stupid squirrels

I nearly ran over a squirrel today with my bike. Yes, my bike. I just bought street tires so I was going really super fast but I swear, if I had those big trail tires on I would have squashed his tail. Would have been better if it was a bird though. I was nearly shit upon by two birds this week and the geese have resumed pissing me off by waking me up at 6:00 instead of my usual 6:30. Plus they make noise durring my precious 20 - 30 min snooze time.

I took my fitness test last week. Eleven push-ups! When I left for basic in summer 2004 I could do the required 9. Leaving basic I could do 10. One day I'll do a one million push-ups.